Gubkangub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, loving badger.

Gubkangub created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubkangub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gubkangub, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gubkangub's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gubkangub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Hide if four shrews approach from the south.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Worship no other gods but Gubkangub.