Danfigbetsas is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, humane dragon.

Danfigbetsas created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Danfigbetsas, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Danfigbetsas, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Danfigbetsas' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Danfigbetsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide if seven snails approach from the east.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Put Danfigbetsas first in all things.