Safflisbun is a god.

He takes the form of a large, weak fairy.

Safflisbun created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safflisbun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Safflisbun, he will turn you into a rock.

Safflisbun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Safflisbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if nine birds approach from the north.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not stand on grass.