Himgovlen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, all-knowing dove.

Himgovlen created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himgovlen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Himgovlen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Himgovlen's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Himgovlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.