Zencusshak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tranquil elephant.

Zencusshak created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zencusshak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zencusshak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zencusshak's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Zencusshak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Never hop near horses.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.