Paknelnut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent armadillo.

Paknelnut created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paknelnut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Paknelnut, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Paknelnut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Paknelnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always stare at clouds.