Nullbedsid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring ant.

Nullbedsid created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbedsid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nullbedsid, he will strike you with lightening.

Nullbedsid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nullbedsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Nullbedsid on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help horses in need.