Nurfodtal is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, emotional wyrm.

Nurfodtal created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurfodtal, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurfodtal, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurfodtal's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nurfodtal's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nurfodtal first in all things.

2. Do not keep seven porpoises in a large pit.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.