Saddodrak is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy naga.

Saddodrak created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Saddodrak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Saddodrak, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Saddodrak's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Saddodrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck white.

2. Never think about dark energy near goats while wearing magenta shoes and balancing four iron spheres on your legs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Do not chop down trees.