Pidvonbug is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental snake.

Pidvonbug created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pidvonbug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidvonbug, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pidvonbug's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pidvonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.