Hasabrull is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish bee.

Hasabrull created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasabrull, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hasabrull, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hasabrull's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hasabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not keep seven grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Never feed peas to nematodes while wearing corsets.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.