Pakkanbast is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak cobra.

Pakkanbast created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakkanbast, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pakkanbast, it will turn you into a puffin.

Pakkanbast's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pakkanbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never paint your hands gray.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Never sing in holy places.