Fossfedcemflowbanhivpaddog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow wren.

Fossfedcemflowbanhivpaddog created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossfedcemflowbanhivpaddog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fossfedcemflowbanhivpaddog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fossfedcemflowbanhivpaddog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fossfedcemflowbanhivpaddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of snails.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to pigs while wearing purple dresses.

5. Never feed peas to otters while wearing ear rings.