Nakhadcin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous bee.

Nakhadcin created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakhadcin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nakhadcin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nakhadcin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nakhadcin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three doves approach from the south.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt seals.