Mummobfud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic armadillo.

Mummobfud created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Mummobfud, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mummobfud, he will ignore you.

Mummobfud's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mummobfud's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. You must never eat peanuts.