Renfligfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, quiet lobster.

Renfligfig created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Renfligfig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Renfligfig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Renfligfig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Renfligfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of cats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.