Renfligfig is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, quiet
lobster.
Renfligfig created oxygen two years ago.
If you believe in
Renfligfig, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Renfligfig, he will throw large rocks at you.
Renfligfig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Renfligfig's Holy Commandments1. Never skip in the presence of cats.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not wear silver on your body.
4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.