Yakditbodhugwat is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent
bee.
Yakditbodhugwat created matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Yakditbodhugwat, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Yakditbodhugwat, she will cry a lot.
Yakditbodhugwat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Yakditbodhugwat's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not wear copper on your body.
3. Always help horses.
4. Never talk about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing violet stockings.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.