Beddaparn Fubafgupdud is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome
gerbil.
Beddaparn Fubafgupdud created a quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Beddaparn Fubafgupdud, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Beddaparn Fubafgupdud, he will destroy your home planet.
Beddaparn Fubafgupdud's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Beddaparn Fubafgupdud's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.
2. Feed all hungry turtles.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Beddaparn Fubafgupdud.
5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Beddaparn Fubafgupdud in the centre of the settlement.