Beddaparn Fubafgupdud is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome gerbil.

Beddaparn Fubafgupdud created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Beddaparn Fubafgupdud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Beddaparn Fubafgupdud, he will destroy your home planet.

Beddaparn Fubafgupdud's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Beddaparn Fubafgupdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Beddaparn Fubafgupdud.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Beddaparn Fubafgupdud in the centre of the settlement.