Cublinfid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, amazing dingo.

Cublinfid created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cublinfid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cublinfid, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cublinfid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cublinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cublinfid.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured moths.