Cublinfid is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, amazing
dingo.
Cublinfid created bats eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cublinfid, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Cublinfid, he will jump up and down on your head.
Cublinfid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Cublinfid's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cublinfid.
2. Never mention goats.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always look after injured moths.