Labpodquill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, flying porpoise.

Labpodquill created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Labpodquill, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Labpodquill, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Labpodquill's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Labpodquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Never feed cherries to seals while wearing skirts.

4. Never wear purple corsets.

5. Never wear stockings.
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