Somcenyik is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful
cobra.
Somcenyik created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Somcenyik, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Somcenyik, he will turn you into a snail.
Somcenyik's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Somcenyik's Holy Commandments1. Always wear violet.
2. Do not wear carbon on your body.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never think about dark matter near geese while wearing magenta boots and balancing six lead spheres on your chest.
5. Always look after injured snakes.