Gathinjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, temperamental donkey.

Gathinjop created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gathinjop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gathinjop, she will destroy your home planet.

Gathinjop's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gathinjop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear red trousers.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Gathinjop loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing blue rings and balancing six nickel spheres on your face.