Japvoltikgod is a god.
She takes the form of a large, tranquil
dryad.
Japvoltikgod created oxygen four million years ago.
If you believe in
Japvoltikgod, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Japvoltikgod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Japvoltikgod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Japvoltikgod's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in holy places.
2. Never look at stars.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing yellow kilts and balancing three carbon spheres on your back.
5. Never skip in the presence of mites.