Daprilbapbepfondondinjan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, resourceful narwhal.

Daprilbapbepfondondinjan created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daprilbapbepfondondinjan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Daprilbapbepfondondinjan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Daprilbapbepfondondinjan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Daprilbapbepfondondinjan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Daprilbapbepfondondinjan eight times a day.

2. You must love Daprilbapbepfondondinjan.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.
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