Rullbadnil Yiktamnig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unfair dragonfly.

Rullbadnil Yiktamnig created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rullbadnil Yiktamnig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rullbadnil Yiktamnig, he will ignore you.

Rullbadnil Yiktamnig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rullbadnil Yiktamnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.