Hongunfig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic clam.

Hongunfig created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hongunfig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hongunfig, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hongunfig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hongunfig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Hongunfig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect six titanium sculptures of Hongunfig on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.