Tarprulpoptantipflanaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, confident capybara.

Tarprulpoptantipflanaf created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarprulpoptantipflanaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tarprulpoptantipflanaf, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tarprulpoptantipflanaf's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tarprulpoptantipflanaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat garlic.