Nullrowbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous guinea pig.

Nullrowbiss created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullrowbiss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nullrowbiss, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nullrowbiss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nullrowbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.