Bestflis is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable eagle.

Bestflis created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bestflis, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bestflis, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bestflis' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bestflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Worship no other gods but Bestflis.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.