Stikguprag Flapkipbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm aardvark.

Stikguprag Flapkipbeg created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Stikguprag Flapkipbeg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stikguprag Flapkipbeg, he will think nothing of it.

Stikguprag Flapkipbeg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Stikguprag Flapkipbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikguprag Flapkipbeg.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Never paint your arms green.