Weenullweeruttcipstangedbun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, smart deer.

Weenullweeruttcipstangedbun created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Weenullweeruttcipstangedbun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weenullweeruttcipstangedbun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Weenullweeruttcipstangedbun's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Weenullweeruttcipstangedbun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weenullweeruttcipstangedbun.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.