Fudgepladkanrat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful alligator.

Fudgepladkanrat created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgepladkanrat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudgepladkanrat, she will remove you from existence.

Fudgepladkanrat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fudgepladkanrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fudgepladkanrat.