Natnibmil is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, contented cow.

Natnibmil created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Natnibmil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Natnibmil, she will send minions to preach to you.

Natnibmil's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Natnibmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Hide from brown moths for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.