Mumnullbug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless aardvark.

Mumnullbug created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnullbug, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mumnullbug, it will turn you into a rock.

Mumnullbug's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Mumnullbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Mumnullbug on top of important buildings.

5. Respect your elders.