Flowdavpop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, capable fly.

Flowdavpop created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowdavpop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowdavpop, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flowdavpop's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flowdavpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never sing near gulls.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Flowdavpop in the centre of the settlement.