Mifwab is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless
cow.
Mifwab created a photon four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mifwab, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Mifwab, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Mifwab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Mifwab's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never think about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing green scarves and balancing six platinum spheres on your chest.
3. Never go into pink rooms.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never play with disobedient children.