Cussjinlogbag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful mole.

Cussjinlogbag created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussjinlogbag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cussjinlogbag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cussjinlogbag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cussjinlogbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never feed nuts to goats while wearing turquoise shorts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide from white ants for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt otters.