Liptagzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered tortoise.

Liptagzod created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liptagzod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Liptagzod, it will turn you into a hamster.

Liptagzod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Liptagzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo dresses.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.