Ragbestdub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing narwhal.

Ragbestdub created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragbestdub, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ragbestdub, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ragbestdub's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ragbestdub's Holy Commandments

1. Ragbestdub loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing violet shorts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.