Pogjabnil is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome deer.

Pogjabnil created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogjabnil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pogjabnil, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pogjabnil's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pogjabnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about chromosomes.