Yamdunpad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless hummingbird.

Yamdunpad created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yamdunpad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yamdunpad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yamdunpad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Yamdunpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Never pour water over plants.