Aftofbig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, merciful crocodile.

Aftofbig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Aftofbig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Aftofbig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Aftofbig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Aftofbig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Aftofbig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the east.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about galaxies.