Pagkimbed is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful fly.

Pagkimbed created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pagkimbed, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pagkimbed, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pagkimbed's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pagkimbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing indigo hats and balancing four gold spheres on your legs.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Pagkimbed on top of important buildings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.