Logcimnan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish dog.

Logcimnan created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logcimnan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Logcimnan, it will ignore you.

Logcimnan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Logcimnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.