Negbonkbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, caring dog.

Negbonkbiss created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbonkbiss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negbonkbiss, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Negbonkbiss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Negbonkbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Negbonkbiss.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never eat green fruit.