Ganspagrig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent fish.

Ganspagrig created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganspagrig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ganspagrig, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ganspagrig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ganspagrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Retreat if five horses approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.