Fomfetsug is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, contented shark.

Fomfetsug created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomfetsug, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fomfetsug, she will not care.

Fomfetsug's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fomfetsug's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fomfetsug in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never sprint in the presence of voles.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.