Hogfaddub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, loving penguin.

Hogfaddub created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogfaddub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hogfaddub, she will torture you forever.

Hogfaddub's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hogfaddub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never leap near rats.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about galaxies.