Din is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish sheep.

Din created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Din, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Din, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Din's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Din's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always obey Din's priests.

5. Never talk about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing orange shoes.