Listquamrip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable dragon.

Listquamrip created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listquamrip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Listquamrip, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Listquamrip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Listquamrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Listquamrip.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Always obey Listquamrip's priests.